Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Thursday, April 1, 2010

A Fool for April Fool's


What kid doesn't love to pull pranks? And what day is more perfect to pull the best pranks ever than on April Fool's? The one day when you can get away with it!

Now, now, we are all for creativity. But we don't want anybody to get hurt, either. So please do make sure that your pranks are safe but of course, still fun.

Here are a few fun suggestions for you and your kids to pull on April Fool's from suite101:

* Put some green food coloring into a carton of milk. It will look delicious when it's time for a family member to put milk into their cereal in the morning!

* Get some gummy worms and put them inside pieces of fruit, such as apples. Hand out the apples to family members. Then wait to see their reactions!

*Carefully remove the letter keys from the keyboard. Switch them and put them in incorrect places!

* Set the alarm clock in a sibling's room to go off in the middle of the night. Wake up and scream, "It's time for school! We're late!"

* Using super-glue, glue some pennies, nickels and dimes on to a sidewalk. Then watch as people come by and try to pick up the coins!

PONDER, PONDER, PONDER... What tricks do you have up your sleeves for April Fool's? What was the best prank you ever pulled? What prank did you try to pull but backfired at you?

Cheerios!
Rach

Friday, December 25, 2009

Have a Clippy Christmas!


Merry, merry, merry Christmas! Here's to celebrating the wonderful year that was and to welcoming the joyous year ahead (hopefully with hair clips from Clippy!)

I'm sure you ladies will all be busy with your own holiday get-togethers, but here's a little something for laughs (or boos and then laughs for making a fool of yourself!) You know how sometimes the corniest, cheesiest jokes often make you laugh even more? Come on, someone has to do it :)

Christmas Jokes from kaboose.com:

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)!

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

Ha-ha-happy holidays :)